Hahaha....

1)
Single : Why do girls always cry when they are getting married ?

Married : That is because they are sad to leave their parents and people who love them.

Single : Then Why Are You Crying Now?

Married : That is because, after she cried for a day, my wife make me cry every day!!

2)
Single : Hey married, which is the happiest day of your life?

Married : On the day i was married..

Single : What about your saddest day of your life?

Married : ( looking depressed ) Everyday after im married...

3)
Single : Uncle, why do you look so Happy?

Uncle : Because my daughter is getting married!

Single : Aunty, then why are you looking worried?

Aunty : Im afraid that my in law will call off the wedding!

4)
Three stages of life.

Young and dangerous

Middle aged and adventurous.

Old and Useless.

( I apologize for being lame... )

Hahahaa.. i do not know why i wrote all these, but i was exposed to all this when i am here in ipoh.

Dont miss me KL, i know you dont, but ahaha... be ready for this trouble maker!!